Forget Ivy League, welcome to Smoke Pit U, where the only thing sharper than our wit is the dart you just bummed off your buddy. The SPU Darts Team isn’t about bullseyes on a board—it’s about burning through a fresh pack in record time between formations. Sponsored by off-brand energy drinks and bad decisions, our team motto is simple: “Aim low, drag long.”
Whether you’re chain-smoking outside the barracks at 0300 or arguing over who stole your lighter, the SPU Darts Team is here to remind everyone that higher education comes with secondhand smoke. 🥇🚬
